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Post by David Xiong on Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:05 pm

Like the title says, post any good yo momma and that's what she said jokes in this thread. Make us laugh and help us past time. Note: Please do not take any jokes offensively nor target a particular person. Obviously, there will be a lot of racist jokes so please take it as a joke and not racism.
I'll start:
(Taken from when we were fixing the table)
William, are you in? That's what she said!
Yo momma is so racist, she sees a rainbow in black and white.
Yo momma's eyes are so thin, she uses dental floss as a blindfold.
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Post by cchan on Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:25 am

yo mommas so fat that wen she jump for joy, she got stuck

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Post by David Li on Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:13 am

Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need an internet browser, she's already world wide!

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Post by David Xiong on Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:27 pm

Yo momma is so ugly, she trick or treats on the phone.
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Post by RaymondWu on Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:57 pm

yo mama so fat she literally got stuck on a problem
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Post by Ivan Lin on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:00 pm

yo motha is so fat, that when she jump into the ocean, she made desssseeerrrrttt.
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Re: Yo Momma/ That's what she said Jokes

Post by Ariel Chen on Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:52 pm

guys.. pretend mr mccollum uses this forum. would you really want him to see something like this? i do want him on the forum eventually btw.

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Post by Ariel Chen on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:14 am

you know what. screw what i said. i'm sure mr mccollum wouldn't care about this anyway. well no racism though.

"Obviously, there will be a lot of racist jokes so please take it as a joke and not racism. "

"Yo momma is so racist, she sees a rainbow in black and white."
that joke isn't actually very racist.. just kind of lame.
those kinds of "racist" jokes are acceptable but nothing on the lines of .. .. (insert example here.)

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Post by Ariel Chen on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:18 am

i guess i'll post one.

"dang this math test is gonna be long and hard.."

keke that's what judy said.

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Post by jazoody on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:22 am

you wished i said that.

idk. ho. Smile

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Post by iJacky on Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:22 pm

yo mama so poor she begs the homeless 4 $ =P

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Post by David Li on Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:41 pm

"aim for the face"

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